PIE - Politically Incorrect Editorials

Friday, January 06, 2006

I Honestly Can't Think of a Title

Why is it that while so many people hate Microsoft and their "crappy, unstable applications", many of these same people still use Microsoft's operating system, more commonly known as Windows? (sound familiar?) No point in asking, really, so I'll get to the point, or the top layer, the dirt. Mainly I'm posting this because I'm sick of seeing these crappy Macromedia Flash Windows simulations. Ha ha, I clicked on an application and an error popped up! That is so Microsoft for you!

A [long] list of Windows simulations:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/112250
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39503
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/105694
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/27549
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/243386
^This was made by a proud Mac user.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/36892
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/249365
^Too funny. Too original, in fact.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/282287
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/167512
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/65466
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/75325
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45254
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/214112
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/256444
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53918
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/177009
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31401
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/271539
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253562
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/13701
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/165755
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/231624
^OMG!!! Okay, this one is hilarious, I have to admit. When you log in, ERRORS POP UP LOLOLOL!

Below: A screenshot from one of the Windows simulations.

What is that supposed to mean?

If you enjoyed any of the above "games" or movies, this blog is not for you and therefore should read the rest of this article so I can waste your time. I doubt that those even make up 20% of the Windows simulations on just Newgrounds alone. Just because of these people, I'll be making a Mac simulation. Should take me about five minutes.

Unfortunately, the reason people find these things so funny is because the majority of people don't know what they're doing when they log onto Windows, and therefore they're the ones getting these error messages when clicking on an application. A message to you, the reader: MAYBE if you'd stop using Kazaa, downloading and then running a virus-packed version of Wordperfect, you wouldn't be getting these errors. Or, if you actually READ the text in that candy bar-sized box before clicking yes, your machine might be a little more stable. My machine doesn't get weird error boxes popping up out of nowhere, am I just lucky or that good?

If you receive an error when trying to open Paint, guess what? It wasn't like that when you installed Windows, so how can it be anyone's fault but yours? Stop using Kazaa, don't go to gator.com, don't download Bonzi Buddy, and don't click to claim your free iPod.

1 Comments:

  • Actually I used to use Windows. But now I am a devout Mac user, and it is infinetly better.

    By Blogger Harry K.A., at 7:53 AM  

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